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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

6 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 54,815 notes
8 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 350,654 notes
thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

9 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 38,809 notes

thrandilf:

snapchats from agent maria hill

34 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 15,478 notes

thesushiandcats:

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

43 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 898,601 notes
Tagged as: #fluffies 
49 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 46,873 notes

longlivethetribbles:

The day the Klingons learned where the line was.

"Da fuck you say about the Enterprise, shitface?"

49 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 3,909 notes
Tagged as: #Star trek 

esuerc:

When I go back to the hotel room at a convention

50 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 89,310 notes
Tagged as: #x men 
grootiepie:

GAMBIT - “this place - it preys on the weak. it wants to corrupt them, kill them…it tests them, so that only the strong survive. this place, this is where I belong. this place, it’s mine now. and it’s time to hunt.”

REMY LEBEAU | aldis hodge

grootiepie:

GAMBIT - “this place - it preys on the weak. it wants to corrupt them, kill them…it tests them, so that only the strong survive. this place, this is where I belong. this place, it’s mine now. and it’s time to hunt.”

REMY LEBEAU | aldis hodge
51 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 259 notes
Tagged as: #X Men #Marvel 
hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

52 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 308,887 notes

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

52 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 343,238 notes

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

56 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 321,263 notes

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

57 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 237,928 notes

reblog if you’re a true 90s kid; all those songs you still know every single word to. singing along is encouraged.

LISTEN HERE!

59 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 5,402 notes

hnyuzu51:

"Yuzu was a bit of a puppy," said Tracy Wilson, the Olympic ice dance bronze medalist who helps coach Hanyu. " (!)

Yes, He looks like a puppy>.<

1 hour ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 134 notes