isn’t sass an emotional response?
The human half brings the sass.
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I just reblogged two posts each claiming to be the ’ best post on tumblr’ awks
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exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
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Teaching free will to fish is like teaching poetry to angels.
reblogging again, this is the best
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John, what is your face, John.
I AM EXTREMELY UPSET
THIS IS MY EXTREME FROWN
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curiosity-destroyed-my-innocence:
This is appropriate, seeing as I have exams today that I am almost certainly going to fail.
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Street harassment is not a compliment.
Nos. 2 and 5 are my everyday experience. Welcome to my life.
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i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
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