Queen of the Rogue

SLYTHERIN
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HI, I'm Chloe. Maybe you've heard of me. I am Slytherin all the way :0 Loves doctor who, big bang, Harry Potter, Starkid and brolden. I'm a starship ranger. ~ "Demons run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies, Night will fall and the dark will rise, when a good man goes to war. Demons run, but count the cost. The battles won, but the child is lost." I've recently started reading Tamora Pierce again if that wasn't already obvious.

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

(via imthedoctorscompanion)

tell-me-about-that-dream-where:

The first time Tony said ‘I love you’…

(via someinconsistantbliss)

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

(Source: jillypooh, via eiregirl05)

Domestic Avengers; in which Clint gets arrested and SHIELD refuses to bail him out so he has to spend the night. Meanwhile, Natasha spent all night in front of the precinct in her car. 

(Source: resident-vamp, via eiregirl05)

(Source: mmmmmonster)

stollenrelic:

“I’m on a horse.”

stollenrelic:

“I’m on a horse.”

(Source: jephjacques, via tippykazoo)

(Source: andthisisjosh, via metallicash)

“You and I remember Budapest very differently.”

(Source: assvenger, via thegloriouspurpose)

kira902k:

The only thing that Tony Stark loves more than himself is food.

I once read an article about how only really attractive people can eat food on screen, because audiences are not used to seeing people actually chewing and eating food (usually the camera flashes away) and so it looks very strange and gross to see someone actually eating onscreen. Unless their attractiveness outweighs it. I think this is an example of that.

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via avengersss)