loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
thousand lives before he dies, an man who never reads lives only once."
[George R R Martin] “A single dream is more important than a thousand
realities.” [J. R. R. Tolkein]
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I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
The day the Klingons learned where the line was.
"Da fuck you say about the Enterprise, shitface?"
GAMBIT - “this place - it preys on the weak. it wants to corrupt them, kill them…it tests them, so that only the strong survive. this place, this is where I belong. this place, it’s mine now. and it’s time to hunt.”REMY LEBEAU | aldis hodge
I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks
reblog if you’re a true 90s kid; all those songs you still know every single word to. singing along is encouraged.